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He quickly pays for dinner and they leave the restaurant. On the way to the train station, they pass the Gap.
He decides to let this little bit of gas fly right there at the table (discreetly, of course).
Unfortunately, this little bit of gas came with another little surprise. Instead of running to the bathroom right away, our hero immediately leans on the arms of his chair to keep from sitting on this surprise.
After several hours of this, he is able to stop puking, but he is still running to the toilet every ride).
They get to the restaurant, and he excuses himself during the appetizers to use the bathroom.