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BANFF Pertaining to, or descriptive of, that kind of facial expression which is impossible to achieve except when having a passport photograph taken.

BANTEER A lusty and reucous old ballad sung after a particulary spectacular araglin (q.v.) has been pulled off.

ABOYNE (vb.) To beat an expert at a game of skill by playing so appallingly that none of his clever tactics or strategies are of any use to him.

ACLE (n.) The rouge pin which shirtmakers conceal in the most improbable fold of a new shirt.

AINDERBY QUERNHOW (n.) One who continually bemoans the 'loss' of the word 'gay' to the English language, even though they had never used the word in any context at all until they started complaining that they couldn't use it any more.

AINDERBY STEEPLE (n.) One who asks you a question with the apparent motive of wanting to hear your answer, but who cuts short your opening sentence by leaning forward and saying 'and I'll tell you why I ask...' and then talking solidly for the next hour.

ABILENE (adj.) Descriptive of the pleasing coolness on the reverse side of the pillow.

ARTICLAVE (n.) A clever architectural construction designed to give the illusion from the top deck of a bus that it is far too big for the road. BABWORTH Something which justifies having a really good cry.Some of the more modern adlestrop designs have a special 'quick release' feature which enables the case to flip open at this point and fling your underclothes into the conveyor belt's gearing mechanism.ADRIGOLE (n.) The centrepiece of a merry-go-round on which the man with the tickets stands unnervingly still.AITH (n.) The single bristle that sticks out sideways on a cheap paintbrush.ALBUQUERQUE (n.) A shapeless squiggle which is utterly unlike your normal signature, but which is, nevertheless, all you are able to produce when asked formally to identify yourself.

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